How to Properly Wipe Your Ass, Butt or Bum

How to Properly Wipe Your Ass, Butt or Bum

Basic Rules:
1. You wipe until you're done. Until it is clean.
2. It's recommended that you take a look.  Otherwise how do you know if it is clean and you're done?
3. Don't wipe too soft or shallow, or too aggressive.
4. About three folds of paper is enough.  More is wasteful.  Less and you get dirty for sure.

How not to do it:
1. Don't stand up and wipe.  Standing up just makes your butt dirtier as your cheeks squish together making a nice mud pie to clean up.
2. Don't reach under from the front.  You never know how large that pile is that you left down in the toilet.



How to do it and how to do it properly:
The best way to do it is to lean, either to your right or left depending on if you are right or left handed, kind of tilting your body to one side while still having one cheek on the bowl lid making his technique effortless as you then do a wipe from rear to just over your butt hole.  Your second wipe is going the opposite direction from your butt hole to the rear.  And lastly, if needed, use a wet wipe to finish giving your ass a nice shower effect.

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